Today we went grocery shopping and I had to drive the wheelchair cart thing out to him. In the twenty or so feet I had to drive the thing, I ran into a lady, was cut off by a cart (which caused a collision), and, fueled by frustration alone, morphed into the Hulk so I could lift/drag it the rest of the way to the car.
Robert, dressed in a hefty bag to protect his cast from the rain, deftly swung himself into the wheelchair and proceeded to zip around Wal-Mart like a Nascar driver (a very courteous Nascar driver).
It's a childrens' story: Look Out, Here Comes Robert!
ReplyDeleteThat's a terrific idea!
DeleteI can just see Robert settling hinself, pulling down his goggles.
ReplyDeletePeople and dogs (more and more in stores) scattering as he skids around endcaps. The exodus - streaming out the dooras - as they realize who it is!
Cart-drivers the world over will nod with satisfaction.