Dear patrons who bookmark every page,
wouldn't it be easier to bookmark the pages you don't like?
And dear patron who smushed a soul between the pages of a book,
how the f@&$ did this even happen?
As a coworker pointed out, it's an honest to God bookworm. While it was certainly a tragic death, I must say that if you are going to die tragically wouldn't it be awesome to be slammed inside a book?
What an awesome way to die!!!!!!!
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