a jewel and milk dud encrusted pillow

It is official.  After much deliberation and angst and laughter I have chosen my favorite piece from Jim Gaffigan's Mr. Universe.

Actually I knew the moment I heard it that I would never be the same.  It was a moment comparable in majesty to 1. The first time I heard a HaHa bird. 2. The day I realized I could gobble like a turkey. And of course 3. My first kiss.

I hereby bestow upon you (taking track number 10 from a jewel and milk dud encrusted pillow):

Whales