Wednesday, March 4, 2015

the secret life of pants

While helping an elderly gentleman check out his books today he pointed at a patron exiting the library and loudly shouted, "You see that man?  He has two dummy legs!"

Before I could figure out an appropriate response he took his cane and started smacking his leg with it while boasting, "I've got a dummy leg too!"

1 comment:

  1. Hot Damn!!!!! But he only had one.

    Sometimes honey the best response is a wide eyed look.